Blogs of the World

If you've never noticed in on Blogspot, there's a button up on the top left of the page that says "Next Blog". If you hit that, it takes you to a random blog on Blogspot. I found a few gems I thought I would share with you. And when I say "gem", I mean "I can't believe people wasted time making this blog".

Without further ado:

The Dog Blog
http://caravanxavier.blogspot.com/
This one is in another language, so I'm not sure if its the dog blogging, or the owner. I like to think that it's the dog, personally.

The Venezualan Twilight Blog
http://twilight-fans-venezuela.blogspot.com/
I was so excited when I found this one. It showed me that women are crazy about vampires that aren't vampires across the entire world. I think there's a homemade Twilight fan video on there somewhere.

The Really Old Instruction Manual Blog
http://techlitwug.blogspot.com/
This blog highlights "Wind up gramophone literature". Do I need say anything more?

The Weird Penguin Game Blog
http://cppalscheats.blogspot.com/
I have no idea what a Club Penguin Pal is, or why they need hockey helmets...

The Post-It Note Art Blog
http://thepostitproject.blogspot.com/
This one isn't really bad. I mean, I can appreciate some good Post-It Note art as much as the next guy. But at this point, isn't it a bit contrived? I mean, now when your pen touches that bright yellow paper, you know it's going on your blog. What happened to Post-It Note art for the sake of creating Post-It Note art. Maybe it's my disillusion with the genre?

The Animals That Should Eat Each Other But Instead Hang Out Blog
http://letsbefriends.blogspot.com/
I'll let this blog speak for itself: "touching photos of unusual animal friendships".

The "Coach" Blog. Yep, Like the TV Show
http://coachfox.blogspot.com/
I don't ever remember Coach being very good. And even if I did, I wouldn't have blogged about it for A YEAR AND A HALF. What!?

Man, I'm going to lose so many readers to these other blogs. Then my traffic will plummet from 3 readers to 1*, upon which my ad revenue will drop. I'll be forced to cancel my blog, and apply for a job working on "Strange Fruit and Vegetable Combinations: The Blog".

* Statistics include myself.